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Look for real fossils, shark teeth, trilobites, ammonites, fossilized Spinosaurus teeth, and other hidden mysterious secrets randomly inserted inside specially marked boxes of Ancient Menace trading cards!

Tear into a box of Ancient Menace trading cards for your chance to find chunks of real dinosaur bone! (Only available inside  Ghetto Blaster and Hobby Boxes.)

Everyone agree these vintage fire station uniform relics are pure fire! Look for pieces of pant leg, jacket, buttons, collector booklets, and limited edition creator autographs in RED colored ink!

In addition to fossils and relics, you can also find a large number of traditional insert cards such as our: HIGH-5, AFTER PARTY, SKETCH CARD, & HOLOGRAPHIC FOIL STICKER INSERTS

Limited to just 10, these pieces of real mammoth tusk have been lovingly encased and are hand signed and serial numbered on the back. Each relic has an additional holographic security feature for added authenticity.

Look for fossilized Spinosaurus teeth randomly inserted inside specially marked boxes of Ancient Menace trading cards and add a piece of history to your collection! 

Made for the collector, try our Ancient Menace Hobby Boxes and find one guaranteed card, fossil, relic, or woven patch per box *on average!

*Please don’t drink, do drugs, or trip out. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.